Your spending. Our punchline.
Your bank statement
has main character energy.
Turn your purchases into a funny spending personality, a shareable roast, and one tip you might actually use. Less spreadsheet. More self-awareness.
Start with a free roast. Bring your sense of humor.
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Our founding promises
From transaction to confession
Finally, a money app with jokes.
Not a credit score. Not a moral judgment. Just your habits, with better copywriting.
Your spending archetype
The 3 AM
Taco Bell
Philosopher.
“You don’t order late-night tacos. You fund a think tank that meets exclusively in the drive-through.”
The useful bit
Keep a late-night snack at home. Give your future self one less delivery fee to explain.
Illustrative roast · not real customer data
Bring the receipts.
Upload a statement or paste a list of purchases. Your coffee order has been waiting for this moment.
Meet your spending alter ego.
Get an AI-written roast, a spending archetype, and one practical tip. A little self-awareness, without the budgeting homework.
Send it to the group chat.
A vertical personality card made for Stories, TikTok, and the friends who already know your delivery order.
Next on the menu: Friend Battles
Planned head-to-head scorecards for couples, roommates, and competitive group chats. Both people bring their own receipts.
Choose your heat level
Start free. Turn up the roast.
The plan: a free first roast, $2.99 for a deeper Savage Mode roast, or $4.99/month for monthly roasts and friend leaderboards. Available offers are shown below.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Your receipts have stories
Give the group chat
something to talk about.
You already bought the coffee. You might as well get a personality out of it.
Get my free roastA quick note before the punchline.
Spend Roast is entertainment, not financial advice. Our founding commitment is to never sell your spending data and to delete it after processing. Share the joke—not your account details.
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